The Hamburger Man


The first of Dan’s stories is a very strange urban legend that someone posting a modern encounter story thinks is all too real. The strange, twisted legend of Kansas’s Hamburger Man. For the second story, we explore the rich paranormal history of Cornwall, England’s Bodmin Moor, focusing mainly on the old Bodmin Jail located at the edge of this large, preserved, mostly undeveloped land expanse of land. Lynze shares two spoopy tales too! Her first one explores the age old concept of making a deal with the devil. It’s a bizarre tale and will make you scratch your head, for sure. Finishing out this weeks episode is haunted college campus. We haven’t a haunted campus in quite some time, this one is fun!

New Merch: Catch the brand new Monster In The Mist tee, available now at

Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation:This months charity donation is going to Camp Easton, a boy scouts camp here in CDA. Camp Easton is where we are hosting our Wet Hot Bad Magic Summer Camp!! While visiting the location on many occasions, I have come to know some of the staff and hear about the needs of the camp. As with all places that are host to camps, they have a laundry list of repairs and upgrades that would be incredibly beneficial! It would only seem fitting that we donate to them this month before we go out there and show them what a good time looks like ; )

Standup:Also – if you want to see a very different side of Dan than you see here and possibly see Lynze in the crowd, his Symphony of Insanity standup tour will be back this fall. Go to for ticket links to shows in Nashville, Palm Beach, Portland and MORE!!

Thank you for continuing to send in your stories, Creeps and Peepers!

Please keep doing so. Send them to  Send everything else to

Want to be a Patron? Get episodes AD-FREE, listen and watch before they are released to anyone else, bonus episodes, a 20% merch discount, additional content, and more! Learn more by visiting:

Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening!

Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IG

Watch this episode on Youtube:




Mailing Address:

Scared to Death
c/o Timesuck Podcast
PO Box 3891
Coeur d’Alene, ID 83816

Video/Audio by Bad Magic Productions
Additional music production by Jeffrey Montoya
Additional music production by Zach Cohen
Various free audio provided by

Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):
Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH.”

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.