You’ll Never Escape


Episode Notes: 

The first story this week is from some dark, strange corner of the web , an undocumented claim of paranormal horror at a setting we’ve never explored before. An escape room. It plays out like a sequence from a horror film we’d like to watch. And the second tale is a another creepy little lingerer, much like last week’s curse tale. This week, Dan will share the tale of a mysterious disappearance and then reappearance. The details shared by the person who reappeared almost make you wish they would’ve stayed disappeared so we wouldn’t have to hear what they say happened to them. Lynze has two great stories to tell. The first one is both creepy and confirming. A young child with a more than an active imagination shares some premonitions with her family. Then in her final tale,  she explores the mistake a father makes when he tries to contact his deceased mother, using an ouija board. 

New Merch

It’s been a while since we dropped a sticker dump so we’ve got a few to choose from. Got a Spoopy Bitch sticker, horror addict sticker, and  lil demon and nightmare man stickers.  Head on over to and look through the sticker bin!  

Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation:

This month, we will be donation a massive $14,795 to Rainbow Railroad! Thank you to our Patrons who make this possible. RR was founded in 2006 in an effort to assist LGBTQI+ people facing persecution because of their sexual orientation and/or gender identity. RR’s main goal is to help those whom are in danger by relocating them to a safer country or even just a safe house . The work is complex and so very important. To get involved, to learn more or to request help, please go to As a reminder, we are also adding $1643 to the future Cummins Family Scholarship Fund. This is a project that is in the works and will take the remainder of 2022 to create. Applications will be accepted in 2023. Stay tuned for details! 


Also – if you want to see a very different side of Dan than you see here and possibly see Lynze in the crowd, his Symphony of Insanity standup tour will be back this fall. Go to for ticket links to shows in Nashville, Palm Beach, Portland and MORE!!

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Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):
Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH.”

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